May 2012
My first boner →
littlefuckinglesbian:
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and...
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...
Watchall1sees:
chaucershakespeare:
sprucey-6661:
moodymormon:
I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.
omG GOD BLESS
Truly, too epic for words
Fucking amazing
AWESOME
hey childhood how ya doin
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Watchmikeysantos:
LMFAO
english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV GET UR LOVELIES OUT FOR THE LADS
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
